Being a lifelong cynic is better than people think. You get used to being disappointed, so you practice expecting the absolute minimum from organizations - and when that's exactly what you get, it just drops you off for hello! You had already mentally processed it! Sometimes, though, things break through. Organizations - let's use UEFA as an example, because ... yes, because this is about them - rent some industrial digging equipment and a tunnel under the bar that is already on the floor.If you have not read UEFA's…