Nigel Farage ayaa la filayaa inuu dib u hantiyo kursiga Clacton ee doorashada ku-celiska ah ee isaga laftiisu sababay—laakiin hoggaamiyaha Reform UK ayaa hadda qiraya in ka tanaasulidda deegaankan doorasho ay ahayd khamaar weyn.
Bishii hore, Mr Farage ayaa internetka kaga dhawaaqay inuu iscasilayo, isagoo go’aankaas ku tilmaamay inuu farta dhexe u taagayo hay’adda siyaasadeed ee Ingiriiska. Tallaabadan ayaa timid kadib bilo eedeymo ah oo ahaa inuu si aan habboonayn u aqbalay deeqo isagoo jebiyay xeerarka maamula xubnaha Baarlamaanka UK.
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Ku dhawaaqistaas ayaa ka yaabisay Westminster. Mr Farage wuxuu ku guuleystay Clacton doorashadii guud ee 2024 kaddib siddeed isku day, wuxuuna si joogto ah ugu adkaysanayay inuusan wax qalad ah samayn.
Wargeyska The Guardian ayaa hore u sheegay in maalqabeenka cryptocurrency-ga ee fadhigiisu yahay Thailand, Christopher Harborne, uu Mr Farage ugu deeqay £5m.
Guddiga Heerarka Baarlamaanka ayaa markii dambe furay baaritaan, taas oo dhalisay suurtagalnimada in Mr Farage shaqada laga hakiyo.
Isagoo ku khasbaya doorasho ku-celis ah, hoggaamiyaha Reform wuxuu aaminsanaa inuu ka hormarayo baaritaanka isla markaana u oggolaanayo codbixiyeyaasha inay xukunka dhiibtaan ka hor inta uusan gunaanad gaarin.
Dhacdooyinku si buuxda uguma dhicin sidii uu doonayay. Baaritaankii waa la hakiyay halkii la xiri lahaa, waxaana la filayaa inuu dib u billowdo haddii, sida la saadaalinayo, Mr Farage mar kale ku guuleysto kursiga.
Waxaa jira dhibaato kale: ma jiro mid ka mid ah xisbiyada waaweyn ee caadiga ah oo ku tartamaya doorashada ku-celiska ah, taas oo Mr Farage uga tagaysa inuu wajaho koox tartamayaal ah oo aan caadi ahayn kala duwanaanshahoodu.
Kooxdaas waxaa hoggaaminaya Count Binface.
Count Binface ayaa bayaankiisa doorashada ku sheegay inuu dhisi doono ugu yaraan hal guri oo la awoodi karo
Sida magaciisu tilmaamayo, Count Binface wuxuu ololihiisa ku galaa isagoo qashin-qub madaxa saaran, wuxuuna isu soo bandhigaa inuu yahay makhluuq majaajilo ah oo ka yimid meeraha Sigma IX.
Waa olole-yaqaan doorasho oo khibrad leh, isagoo hore ula tartamay Theresa May, Boris Johnson iyo Ra’iisul Wasaaraha hadda ee Andy Burnham.
Bayaankiisa doorashada waxaa ku jira qorshayaal ay ka mid yihiin qaranaynta Adele (fannaanadda), dhisidda ugu yaraan hal guri oo la awoodi karo iyo in 99p loo saaro xadka ugu sarreeya ee qiimaha 99s—oo ah jalaato madadaalo ah oo magaceedu xambaarsan yahay qodobka kaftanka.
Xisbiga Official Monster Raving Looney Party ayaa soo saaray saddex musharrax, kuwaas oo ay ku jiraan hoggaamiyaha xisbiga Howling Laud Hope iyo Baron von Thunderclap. Isagoo la hadlayay RTÉ News, Baron von Thunderclap wuxuu sheegay in welwelkiisa ugu weyn uu yahay “ilaalinta Dodo-ga”.
Musharraxa doorashada ku-celiska ah ee Clacton Baron Von Thunderclap waa mid ka mid ah 34 qof oo u tartamaya jagada
Akhri wax dheeraad ah:Codbixiyeyaashu waxay u dareerayaan goobaha codbixinta doorashada ku-celiska ah ee Clacton ee uu sababay FarageCount Binface ma dhab ahaantii wuu ka adkaan karaa Nigel Farage?
Guud ahaan, 34 musharrax ayaa la shaaciyay, taasoo soo saartay warqaddii codbixinta ee ugu dheereyd taariikhda doorashooyinka Britain. Daabacaaddeedu waxay ku kacday afar jibbaar inta ay ku kacdo warqad codbixin oo caadi ah.
Hase yeeshee haddii Mr Farage rajaynayay inuu tartanka u sawiro inuu yahay codbixiyeyaasha caadiga ah iyo hay’adda siyaasadeed ee dalka, qaar ka mid ah dadka deggan Clacton waxay dareemayaan in magaaladu halkii ay sidaas ka ahaan lahayd ay noqotay qodobka kaftanka qaran, maadaama warqadda codbixinta ay ku badan yihiin musharraxiin layaab leh.
Mid ka mid ah codbixiye maxalli ah oo taageersan Count Binface ayaa sheegay in Mr Farage uu “aad u dhif badan yahay halkan” isla markaana uu Clacton khariidadda geliyay “sababo dhan qaldan”.
Taageere ka tirsan Reform ayaa sheegtay inay si weyn uga niyad jabtay, iyadoo ku doodaysa in siyaasiyiintu dhammaantood aad isugu egyihiin isla markaana aysan arkin sabab badan oo looga filan karo isbeddel macno leh.
Waxaan u baahanahay oggolaanshahaaga si aan u soo dejinno nuxurkan rte-playerWaxaan u adeegsannaa rte-player si aan u maamulno nuxur dheeraad ah oo dejin kara cookies qalabkaaga kuna ururin kara xog ku saabsan hawshaada. Fadlan dib u eeg faahfaahintooda oo oggolow si nuxurka loo soo dejiyo.Maamul Doorbidyada
Tirada fara badan ee musharraxiinta ayaa sidoo kale ka dhigtay tartanka mid adag in laga waramo. Warbixin kasta waa inay xisaabta ku darsataa dhammaan 34-ka magac mar kasta oo doorashada ku-celiska ah laga hadlayo, shuruud taas oo gacan ka geysatay in warbaahinta laga bixiyo ay noqoto mid xadidan.
Taasi waxay noqon kartaa niyad-jab kale oo ku soo kordha Mr Farage, kaas oo filan karay inuu helo dareen badan xilli kale oo deggan oo siyaasadda Britain ah.
Hammigiisu ma lumin. Ololihii Brexit-ka ayaa ka hadlay rabitaankiisa ah inuu gaaro Number 10, halka ra’yi ururin dhowaan la sameeyay ay siisay isaga 73% iyo Count Binface 20%.
Si kastaba ha ahaatee, siyaasiga rajaynaya inuu maalin uun noqdo Ra’iisul Wasaaraha UK, waxaa tartanka dul heehaabaya su’aal aan raaxo lahayn: ma run ahaantii ayuu doonayaa in diiwaankiisa doorasho uu muujiyo in doorashada ku-celiska ah ee uu isagu sameeyay, ninka ugu weyn ee la tartamayay uu ahaa nin u labbisan qashin-qub?
Go’aanka hadda wuxuu yaallaa gacanta codbixiyeyaasha.