“Whaaaaat?! Northern Somalia FRANTICALLY bursts with zeal as it commemorates 32 years of independence!”

A bewildering uproar echoed throughout the land of Northern Somalia on the solemnly momentous instance of the 32nd commemoration of their independence on Thursday.

As the fluttering flag of Northern Somalia swayed vigorously in the wind, a vivid reminder of the irrefutable fact that it had first achieved autonomy on June 26, 1960, flitted across the minds of the rejoicing masses.

Nonetheless, the perplexing turn of events ensued five days later when Northern Somalia made the unpreceded historic mistake of forfeiting this hard-won sovereignty and merging with Somalia on July 1, 1960, subordinating itself to the Somali Republic.

Reminiscent of this fateful occurrence that shaped their history, the jubilant Somalilanders took a moment of silence to behold the magnitude of the defining moment, newly comprehending the significance of their regained independence.

May the fervor of this commemoration echo through the generations to come.