“Guinea’s Media Junta Shocks Nation with Disorienting ‘Newsless’ Day”

The very fabric of media censorship in Guinea was rocked to its core today as the media-ruling junta launched an unprecedented “Day without News” boycott. The objective of this stunning protest was to voice their vehement dissent against the oppressively restrictive regulations that have been recently enforced upon the press and internet by the ruling junta. News of this shocking development broke just 33 minutes ago, and it has already sent shockwaves rippling throughout a global audience.